"I’ve taken a bite out of every sandwich my brother has ever made. We call it the "Sandwich Tax." So he’ll make a sandwich and sit down, and before he can even pick it up I’ve already leaned over and taken a bite out of it." — Seth Meyers
all the things i ship ★ april ludgate and andy dwyer
april, you are the most awesome person i have ever known in my entire life. i vow to protect you. from danger. and i don’t care if i have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him. you’re mom. i would take them down. i’m getting mad right now even telling you. i wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and i am the luckiest man in the galaxy.
THERE IS A NIGERIAN SPRINTER CALLED REGINA GEORGE
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